YOU SAID:

i wanna stick my big old hard wood into my canine dog man thing

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬の犬男のものに私の大きな古いハードの森を固執します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog's a dog man to stick my big old hard woods.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は、私の大きな古いハードの森を固執する犬男の。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog is the dog guy to stick my big old hard woods.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は私の大きな古いハードの森を固執する犬男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog is a dog man to stick my big old hard woods.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は私の大きな古いハードの森を固執する犬男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog is a dog man to stick my big old hard woods.