YOU SAID:
I wanna pleasure myself anally with a bottle of mayonnaise
INTO JAPANESE
マヨネーズの瓶と自分の肛門喜びたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mayonnaise jar and their anus is delighted.
INTO JAPANESE
マヨネーズの瓶と自分の肛門は喜んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mayonnaise jar and their anus is pleased.
INTO JAPANESE
マヨネーズの瓶と自分の肛門は満足しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mayonnaise jar and their anus is satisfied.
INTO JAPANESE
マヨネーズの瓶と自分の肛門が満たされます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mayonnaise jar and their anus is met.
INTO JAPANESE
マヨネーズの瓶と自分の肛門が満たされます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mayonnaise jar and their anus is met.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.