YOU SAID:
i wanna jump off my couch
INTO JAPANESE
私はソファから飛び降りたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to jump off the couch
INTO JAPANESE
ソファから飛び降りたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to jump off the sofa
INTO JAPANESE
ソファから飛び降りたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to jump off the sofa
That didn't even make that much sense in English.