YOU SAID:
I wanna have a relationship with god, he grabbed my but, and thrusts hard
INTO JAPANESE
私は神との関係を持ちたいと思っています。彼は私のことをつかんでしまいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to have a relationship with God. He seized me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神との関係を持ちたい。彼は私を押収した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to have a relationship with God. He confiscated me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神との関係を持ちたい。彼は私を押収した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to have a relationship with God. He confiscated me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.