YOU SAID:
I wanna go home and see Abby so she can eat my spleen but my mum doesn't understand as Matt eats her brain. My gran doesn't understand as my grumpy gramps eats cat food.
INTO JAPANESE
私の脾臓を食べるために家に帰ってアビーに会いたいのですが、マットが脳を食べるのをママは理解していません。不機嫌なおばあちゃんが猫の食べ物を食べているので、おばあちゃんは理解できません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to go home and meet Abby to eat my spleen, but Mum doesn't understand that Matt eats his brain. Grandma can't understand because a grumpy grandmother eats cat food.
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰ってアビーに会って脾臓を食べたいが、ママはマットが彼の脳を食べていることを理解していない。不機嫌なおばあちゃんが猫の食べ物を食べるので、おばあちゃんは理解できない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to go home and meet Abby and eat her spleen, but Mum doesn't understand that Matt is eating his brain. Grandma can't understand because a grumpy grandmother eats cat food.
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰ってアビーに会って脾臓を食べたいが、ママはマットが彼の脳を食べていることを理解していない。不機嫌なおばあちゃんが猫の食べ物を食べるので、おばあちゃんは理解できない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to go home and meet Abby and eat her spleen, but Mum doesn't understand that Matt is eating his brain. Grandma can't understand because a grumpy grandmother eats cat food.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.