YOU SAID:
I wanna die but hey, at least someone will be happy that I'm gone. I might ask my funeral to be a party - no one should be sad that I die
INTO JAPANESE
私は死にたいのですがねえ、少なくとも誰かが私がいなくなったことを喜ぶでしょう。私は私の葬式にパーティーになるように頼むかもしれません-私が死ぬことを誰も悲しむべきではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to die, but at least someone will be happy that I'm gone. I might ask my funeral to be a party-no one should be sad that I die
INTO JAPANESE
私は死にたいのですが、少なくとも誰かが私がいなくなったことを喜ぶでしょう。私は私の葬式にパーティーになるように頼むかもしれません-私が死ぬことを誰も悲しむべきではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to die, but at least someone will be happy that I'm gone. I might ask my funeral to be a party-no one should be sad that I die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.