YOU SAID:
I walked into the club, tripped on a banana peel, and died.
INTO JAPANESE
クラブに入ってバナナの皮につまずいて死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He entered the club, stumbled on the banana peel and died.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はクラブに入ってバナナの皮につまずいて死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He entered the club, stumbled on the banana peel and died.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.