YOU SAID:
I vow to invest all of my money with bitcoin! Cryptocurrency is the future!
INTO JAPANESE
Bitcoin とすべての私のお金を投資に誓う!Cryptocurrency、未来は!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Investment pledge the Bitcoin and all of my money! Cryptocurrency is the future!
INTO JAPANESE
Bitcoin とすべて私のお金の投資を約束!Cryptocurrency、未来は!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.