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I've never seen that before! I've never even been to Syria, and I certainly don't watch The Bachelor. I don't know how to make a crocembouche! That's been photoshopped!

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私は前にそれを見たことがない！私はシリアに行ったことは一度もありません。私は確かに独身を見ません。私はcrocemboucheを作る方法を知らない！それはフォトショップされている！

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I have never seen it before! I have never been to Syria. I certainly do not see a single. I do not know how to make crocembouche! It has been photoshop!

INTO JAPANESE

私は以前それを見たことがない！私はシリアに行ったことが一度もありません。私は確かに単一のものは見ません。私はcrocemboucheを作る方法を知らない！それはフォトショップされています！

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I have never seen it before! I have never been to Syria. I certainly do not see a single thing. I do not know how to make crocembouche! It is photoshop!

INTO JAPANESE

私は以前それを見たことがない！私はシリアに行ったことが一度もありません。私は確かに一つのことは見ません。私はcrocemboucheを作る方法を知らない！それはPhotoshopです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never seen it before! I have never been to Syria. I certainly do not see one thing. I do not know how to make crocembouche! That is Photoshop!

INTO JAPANESE

私は以前それを見たことがない！私はシリアに行ったことが一度もありません。私は確かに一つのことを見ない。私はcrocemboucheを作る方法を知らない！それはPhotoshopです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never seen it before! I have never been to Syria. I certainly do not see one thing. I do not know how to make crocembouche! That is Photoshop!