YOU SAID:
I've never had a chickpea on my face
INTO JAPANESE
ひよこ豆を顔につけたことがない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never put chickpeas on my face
INTO JAPANESE
ひよこ豆を顔につけないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't put chickpeas on your face
INTO JAPANESE
ひよこ豆を顔につけないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not put chickpeas on your face
INTO JAPANESE
ひよこ豆を顔につけないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not put chickpeas on your face
That didn't even make that much sense in English.