YOU SAID:
I've got the blade, and I'm ready to shave.
INTO JAPANESE
私は刃を持っています、そして私は剃る準備ができています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a blade and I'm ready to shave.
INTO JAPANESE
私は刃を持っていて、剃る準備ができています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a blade and I'm ready to shave.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.