YOU SAID:
i've got some news for you...but i'll only tell you when pigs fly to the moon and back
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのためのいくつかのニュースを持っている...しかし、私は豚が月に飛んで戻ってくるときだけあなたに言うでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have some news for you... But I will only tell you when the pig flies to the moon and comes back
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのためのいくつかのニュースを持っています...しかし、私は豚が月に飛んで戻ってくるときだけあなたに言うでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have some news for you... But I will only tell you when the pig flies to the moon and comes back
That didn't even make that much sense in English.