YOU SAID:
I've got my saturday shorts on on a saturday night
INTO JAPANESE
私は土曜日の夜に土曜日のショートパンツを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate Saturday shorts on Saturday night.
INTO JAPANESE
土曜日の夜は土曜日のショートパンツを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate Saturday shorts on Saturday night.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.