YOU SAID:
I've got a terrible gopher problem!
INTO JAPANESE
私はひどいゴファーの問題を抱えている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a terrible gopher problem!
INTO JAPANESE
私はひどいゴファーの問題を抱えている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a terrible gopher problem!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.