YOU SAID:
i've got a pet cheetah down in my basement. i've raised him and bathed him and named him jason statham.
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下にペットチーターを持っています。私は彼を育てて、彼を浴びて、彼をjason stathamと名づけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a pet cheetah in the basement. I brought him up, took him and named him jason statham.
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下にペットチーターを持っています。私は彼を連れてきて、彼を連れて、彼をjason stathamと名づけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a pet cheetah in the basement. I brought him, took him and named him him jason statham.
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下にペットチーターを持っています。私は彼を連れてきて、彼を連れて、彼を彼の名前をjason stathamと名づけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a pet cheetah in the basement. I brought him, took him and named him his name jason statham.
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下にペットチーターを持っています。私は彼を連れてきて、彼を連れて彼の名前をjason stathamと名づけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a pet cheetah in the basement. I brought him and took him and named his name jason statham.
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下にペットチーターを持っています。私は彼を連れて彼を連れて、彼の名前をjason stathamと名づけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a pet cheetah in the basement. I took him with him and named his name jason statham.
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下にペットチーターを持っています。私は彼と一緒に連れて行って、彼の名前をjason stathamと名づけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a pet cheetah in the basement. I took him with him and named his name jason statham.
You should move to Japan!