YOU SAID:
I've got a lovely pair of coconuts
INTO JAPANESE
私は素敵なココナッツのペアを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a nice pair of coconuts
INTO JAPANESE
私はココナッツの素敵なペアを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a nice pair of coconuts
Come on, you can do better than that.