YOU SAID:
I've got a hot stinky load in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンに熱い臭い負荷を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a hot smell load on my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンに熱い匂いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The pants smell hot.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンは暑い匂いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The pants smell hot.
You should move to Japan!