YOU SAID:
I've got a chinpo of steel! Blow it out your oshiri! I'll rip your head off and kuso down your neck!
INTO JAPANESE
鋼鉄のチンポを持ってる!おしりを吹き飛ばせ!頭を切り落として、くそを首から落としてやる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's got a steel dick! Blow your ass off! I'll chop your head off and cut your fucking neck off!
INTO JAPANESE
鋼鉄のチンピラだ!ケツを吹き飛ばせ!頭を切り落として首を切り落としてやる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a steel thug! Blow your ass off! I'll cut your head off and your neck off!
INTO JAPANESE
鋼鉄の悪党だ!ケツを吹き飛ばせ!頭を切り落として首を切り落としてやる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A scoundrel of steel! Blow your ass off! I'll cut your head off and your neck off!
INTO JAPANESE
鋼鉄の悪党だ!ケツを吹き飛ばせ!頭を切り落として首を切り落としてやる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A scoundrel of steel! Blow your ass off! I'll cut your head off and your neck off!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.