YOU SAID:

I've fallen and I can't get up!

INTO JAPANESE

私は落ちてきたし、取得することはできません!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I've fallen, to get!

INTO JAPANESE

私は取得に、落ちたんだ!

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I've fallen to get me!

INTO JAPANESE

私は私を得るに落ちたんだ!

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I got to get me I fell!

INTO JAPANESE

私は落ちた私を取得する!

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I get I fell!

INTO JAPANESE

私は私を得るに落ちた!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I get I fell!