YOU SAID:
I've done horrible things with salad tongs
INTO JAPANESE
私はサラダトングで恐ろしいことをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I did terrible things with salad tongs
INTO JAPANESE
私はサラダトングで恐ろしいことをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I did terrible things with salad tongs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.