YOU SAID:
I've decided! As an apology, i'm going to commit murder!
INTO JAPANESE
私は決めた!お詫びとして、殺人を犯します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have decided! As an apology, I will commit murder!
INTO JAPANESE
もう決めた!お詫びとして殺人を犯します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have already decided! I apologize for the murder!
INTO JAPANESE
もう決めました!殺人をお詫びします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have already decided! We apologize for the murder!
INTO JAPANESE
もう決めました!殺人をお詫びします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have already decided! We apologize for the murder!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.