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YOU SAID:

I've come to the decision that I am going to kill myself today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は自殺することにしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I decided to commit suicide today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は自殺することにした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I decided to commit suicide today.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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