YOU SAID:
I've been walking three sheets to the wind
INTO JAPANESE
私は風に3枚歩いています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am walking three winds
INTO JAPANESE
私は3つの風を歩いている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am walking three wind
INTO JAPANESE
私は3つの風を歩いている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am walking three wind
That didn't even make that much sense in English.