YOU SAID:
I've been texting you for hours, and you mean to tell me you were at a party without me?
INTO JAPANESE
私は何時間もあなたにテキストメッセージを送ってきたのに、私がいないパーティーに出席していたと言うつもりですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I've been texting you for hours and you're going to say you were at a party without me?
INTO JAPANESE
私は何時間もあなたにテキストメッセージを送ってきたのに、あなたは私がいないパーティーにいたと言うつもりですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I've been texting you for hours and you're going to say you were at a party without me?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.