YOU SAID:
I've been flashing children on playgrounds for 5 years today.
INTO JAPANESE
5 年間今日の遊び場で子供たちを点滅しました.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
five years was flash kids in today's playgrounds.
INTO JAPANESE
5 年は、今日の遊び場でフラッシュの子供だった.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
five years was a flash kid in the playground today.
INTO JAPANESE
5 年は今日運動場でフラッシュ子供だった.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
five years today was flash kids in the playground.
INTO JAPANESE
5 年今日は、遊び場でフラッシュの子供だった.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
five years today was flash kids in the playground.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.