YOU SAID:
I vant a doggo! Zis doge vould make me wery heppy
INTO JAPANESE
私はイタズラしたい! Zis dogeは私を疲れさせます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to mischief! Zis doge makes me tired
INTO JAPANESE
いたずらしたい! Zis dogeは私を疲れさせます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be naughty! Zis doge makes me tired
INTO JAPANESE
いたずらになりたい! Zis dogeは私を疲れさせます
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium