YOU SAID:
I usually spend my weekends drowning sandals in the river
INTO JAPANESE
私はいつも川でサンダルを溺れて私の週末を過ごします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I always have my weekend drowning sandals in the river
INTO JAPANESE
私はいつも週末に川でサンダルを溺れさせています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am always drowning sandals on the river on weekends
INTO JAPANESE
私はいつも週末に川でサンダルを溺れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am always drowning sandals on the river on weekends
That didn't even make that much sense in English.