YOU SAID:
I turned 24 yesterday. Today a young boy took a selfie with me but was so short, I had to crouch down to get my face in.
INTO JAPANESE
24 を昨日しました。今日少年は、selfie は、私が、短かったので、しゃがむの上私の顔を取得しなければならなかった。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.