YOU SAID:

I tripped on a Dorito and fell onto a donkey

INTO JAPANESE

私は、Dorito につまずいて、ロバの上に落ちた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I tripped over Dorito and fell on the ass

INTO JAPANESE

私はDoritoを飛び越えて、お尻に落ちた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I jumped over Dorito and fell to my ass

INTO JAPANESE

私はDoritoを飛び越えて、私のお尻に落ちた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I jumped over Dorito and fell to my ass