YOU SAID:
I tried to touch my toes and I ripped my shirt
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のつま先をタッチしようとして私は私のシャツをリッピング
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ripped my shirt, and I try to touch my toes
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のシャツをリッピングし、私の足を触ってみると
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