YOU SAID:
I tried to be normal once worst two minutes of my life
INTO JAPANESE
通常のように一度最悪私の人生の 2 分みました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tried again the worst my life 2: normal
INTO JAPANESE
再び試してみました最悪私の人生 2: 正常
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tried again the worst my life 2: normal
That didn't even make that much sense in English.