YOU SAID:
i tried milking a cow but it kicked me
INTO JAPANESE
私は牛を搾乳しようとしましたが、それは私を蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I try milking the cow, but it kicked me
INTO JAPANESE
私は牛を搾乳しようとするが、それは私を蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I try milking the cow, but it kicked me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.