YOU SAID:
I tried commiting suicide today. Never doing that again, I almost killed myself!
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日に自殺を試みた。私はほとんど私を殺したことがないことを再度行って、!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I tried to commit suicide today. I almost killed myself never again go!
INTO JAPANESE
今日自殺しようとすると。ほとんど自分は再び行くことはないが死亡!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When trying to commit suicide today. Will never go again I almost died!
INTO JAPANESE
今日自殺しようとしました。再度行くが決して、私はほとんど死亡!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I tried to commit suicide today. Will go again, I almost died!
INTO JAPANESE
今日自殺しようとすると。再度行く、私はほとんど死亡!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When trying to commit suicide today. Again, I almost died!
INTO JAPANESE
今日自殺しようとしました。再度、私はほとんど死亡!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I tried to commit suicide today. Again, I almost died!
INTO JAPANESE
今日自殺しようとすると。再度、私はほとんど死亡!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When trying to commit suicide today. Again, I almost died!
INTO JAPANESE
今日自殺しようとしました。再度、私はほとんど死亡!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I tried to commit suicide today. Again, I almost died!
INTO JAPANESE
今日自殺しようとすると。再度、私はほとんど死亡!
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