YOU SAID:
i took my kid and threw him into the sun and he landed in the zoo
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の子供を連れて太陽に投げ入れ、彼は動物園に着陸した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took my child and threw it into the sun and he landed at the zoo
INTO JAPANESE
子供を連れて太陽に投げたら動物園に落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took a child and threw it into the sun and it fell into the zoo
INTO JAPANESE
子供を連れて太陽に投げたら動物園に落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took a child and threw it into the sun and it fell into the zoo
That didn't even make that much sense in English.