YOU SAID:
I took my dog to the park and he bit another dog then I got sued and put into jail and the I sobbed my life away
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の犬を公園に連れて行きました、そして彼は別の犬を噛みました、そして私は訴えられて刑務所に入れられました、そして私は私の人生をすすり泣きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took my dog to the park, and he bit another dog, and I was accused and put in jail, and I sobbed my life
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の犬を公園に連れて行きました、そして彼は別の犬を噛みました、そして私は告発されて刑務所に入れられました、そして私は私の人生をすすり泣きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took my dog to the park, and he bit another dog, and I was accused and put in jail, and I sobbed my life
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