YOU SAID:
i took em offbecause i was banging your mom for a minute there......
INTO JAPANESE
em 払えないので撮った分があなたのお母さんを叩いていた.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
minutes taken because it could not pay em was banging your MOM.
INTO JAPANESE
em を払えないので撮影分は、あなたのお母さんを叩いていた。
Come on, you can do better than that.