YOU SAID:
I took a shower and I have a cup of tea and I'm not wearing pants. It is delightful.
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーを浴びてお茶を飲んで、ズボンをはいていません。それは楽しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take a shower, drink tea, not wear pants. It's fun.
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーを浴び、お茶を飲み、ズボンをはかないでください。楽しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take a shower, drink tea, do not wear pants. It's fun.
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーを浴び、お茶を飲み、ズボンを着用しないでください。楽しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take a shower, drink tea, do not wear pants. It's fun.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.