YOU SAID:

I took a poo in your chimney while you took a poo on the loo in your wife's dress.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの妻のドレスの中で口を開いている間に、あなたの煙突の中でプーを取った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I took a poo in your chimney while opening my mouth in your wife's dress.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの妻のドレスで口を開けながら、あなたの煙突の中でプーを取った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I took a poo in your chimney, opening my mouth with your wife's dress.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの妻のドレスで私の口を開けて、あなたの煙突でプーを取った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I opened my mouth with your wife's dress and took a poo with your chimney.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの妻の服を着て口を開けて、あなたの煙突で息を飲んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I dressed in your wife's clothes, I drank my breath in your chimney.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの妻の服を着て、私はあなたの煙突で私の息を飲んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was dressed in your wife's clothes, I drank my breath in your chimney.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの妻の服を着ていた、私はあなたの煙突で私の息を飲んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was wearing your wife's clothes, I drank my breath in your chimney.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの妻の服を着ていた、私はあなたの煙突で私の息を飲んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was wearing your wife's clothes, I drank my breath in your chimney.