YOU SAID:
I took a pill and it made me have diarrhea for weeks
INTO JAPANESE
私は薬を取り、それ週間下痢私
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I took the pills and that weeks diarrhea I
INTO JAPANESE
錠剤とその週間下痢を撮った私
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I took the pill and then weeks diarrhea
INTO JAPANESE
私はピルと、週間下痢を取った
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I took the pill and weeks diarrhea
INTO JAPANESE
私はピルと週間下痢を取った
You should move to Japan!