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i Took a dump on obamas face and thats why he is brown

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私はオバマの顔にダンプを取り、彼が茶色である理由です

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I took a dump on Obama's face and that's why he's brown

INTO JAPANESE

私はオバマの顔にダンプを取ったので、彼は茶色です

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he's brown because i took a dump in obama's face

INTO JAPANESE

私はオバマの顔にダンプを取ったので、彼は茶色です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

he's brown because i took a dump in obama's face