YOU SAID:

I TOOK A DUMP IN MY BLUE NOW STAINED BROWN PANTS.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今私の青に染まった茶色のズボンにダンプを取りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have now dumped on my blue-dyed brown trousers.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、私の青い染めの茶色のズボンを捨てました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm dealing with some... Hey, listen to me.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今...

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm dealing with some... Hey, listen to me.