YOU SAID:
I took a bullet in the back, and I don't know what to do.
INTO JAPANESE
後ろに弾丸を取り、何をするかを知らない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Took a bullet in the back, what you don't know.
INTO JAPANESE
知らない何を後ろに弾丸を取った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't know what took the bullet back.
INTO JAPANESE
弾丸を取り戻したかは知らない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know came to the bullet.
INTO JAPANESE
私は知らない、弾丸に来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I came to the bullet, do not know.
INTO JAPANESE
私は弾丸に来て、わからない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I came to the bullet, do not know.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.