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i took a big smelly dump in my undergarments today, i needed to feel love, i need to know it is real, poo

INTO JAPANESE

私は今日下着に大きな臭いゴミ捨て場を取りました、私は愛を感じる必要がありました、私はそれが本物であることを知る必要があります、うんち

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I took a big stinky garbage dump in my underwear today, I had to feel love, I need to know it's real, poop

INTO JAPANESE

私は今日下着に大きな臭いゴミ捨て場を取りました、私は愛を感じなければなりませんでした、私はそれが本物であることを知る必要があります、うんち

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I took a big stinky garbage dump in my underwear today, I had to feel love, I need to know it's real, poop