YOU SAID:
I told my son to yeet me a beer then i dabbed him up.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の息子に私にビールを飲ませて言った。
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I made my son let me drink a beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私は息子に私にビールを飲ませるようにさせた。
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My son made me ask him to drink beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子は私にビールを飲ませるように頼んだ。
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My son asked me to have a beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子は私にビールを頼んだ。
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My son asked me a beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子は私にビールを頼んだ。
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My son asked me a beer.
You should move to Japan!