YOU SAID:

i told john this joke and he told me that i'm the funniest guy alive

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私はジョンにこの冗談を言った、そして彼は私が生きている最も面白い男だと言った

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I told John this joke, and he said I was the most funny guy alive

INTO JAPANESE

私はジョンにこのジョークを話しました

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I told John this joke

INTO JAPANESE

私はジョンにこの冗談を言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I told John this joke