YOU SAID:
I told Jake I am on the verge of farting so I farted and pooped my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジェイクに私がおならになる寸前にいると言って、私は怒って私のズボンを突っ込んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told Jake that I was on the verge of farting, I was angrily pierced my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
おまえを失いかけた時、俺は自分の汚れた心を見た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was on the verge of losing you, I saw how sinful my soul was.
INTO JAPANESE
おまえを失いかけた時、俺は自分の汚れた心を見た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was on the verge of losing you, I saw how sinful my soul was.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.