YOU SAID:
I told him "Grandma won't be pleased if you buy mince pies now," and he was like, "Why?"
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼に「今ミンスパイを買ったらおばあちゃんは喜ばないだろう」と言った.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told him, ``Grandma won't be happy if I buy mince pies now.''
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼に、「今ミンスパイを買ったらおばあちゃんは喜ばないだろう」と言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told him, "Grandma won't be happy if I buy mince pies now."
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼に、「今ミンスパイを買ったらおばあちゃんは喜ばないだろう」と言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told him, "Grandma won't be happy if I buy mince pies now."
That's deep, man.