YOU SAID:
i told her that i masturbated today morning but she didn't agree
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日の午前中マスターベーションことを彼女に言ったが、彼女は同意しませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told her that morning masturbation of today, but she did not agree
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女に今日の朝のマスターベーションに語ったが、彼女は同意しませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was told today in her morning of masturbation, but she did not agree
INTO JAPANESE
私はオナニーの彼女の朝に今日言われたが、彼女は同意しませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was told today in her morning of masturbation, but she did not agree
That's deep, man.