YOU SAID:
I thwear that the oakwern atews to be wankle and a gnawdeer thew. I foretell this furry churl will not make it.
INTO JAPANESE
オークウェルンはきっとワンクルとガウディアになるだろう。この毛むくじゃらのろくでなしは生き残れないだろうと予言する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oakwell will surely become Wankle and Gaudia, and I predict that these hairy bastards will not survive.
INTO JAPANESE
オークウェルは間違いなくワンクルとガウディアになるだろうし、この毛むくじゃらの野郎どもは生き残れないだろうと私は予測する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oakwell will undoubtedly become Wankle and Gaudia and I predict these hairy bastards will not survive.
INTO JAPANESE
オークウェルは間違いなくワンクルとガウディアになるだろうし、これらの毛むくじゃらの野郎たちは生き残れないだろうと私は予測する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oakwell will undoubtedly become Wankle and Gaudia and I predict these hairy bastards will not survive.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.