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YOU SAID:

I thought you said we were having steamed clams

INTO JAPANESE

浮気じゃなかったのね

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I thought you were having an affair.

INTO JAPANESE

浮気じゃなかったのね

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I thought you were having an affair.

Equilibrium found!

You should move to Japan!

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